Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Ghostbusters 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... and not the video game!


Early confirmations of steps moving forward in the production of a new entry into the Ghostbusters series has been vocalized. Harold Ramis has submitted his screenplay (I believe co-written by Dan Akroyd) to vested parties. Word is Judd Apatow would produce with the the original director, Ivan Reitman, manning the cannons. Harold Ramis stated that Venkman would return in all his glory, even though Bill Murray has been not so accommodating in the past. However, he agreed to lend his voice to the forthcoming videogame! More than I can say for Sigourney Weaver, who thought it was blasphemous to be a part of a videogame mock-up. I guess she though Alien 4 was a serious Golden Globe contender.

The plot, from what Dan Akroyd described years ago for a third GB, deals with the team of guileless paranormal investigators going through a gate to Hell. Once in Hell they realize that they are just back in NYC again. Except.... everything that NYC grates on people with has been manifested to ridiculous proportions. Gridlock, hazardous cabbies, mystery meat venders, etc.,etc.

Now, keep in mind that that was years ago that he stated this. And they (Ramis and Akroyd) wrote a script specifically for the new videogame. And that this new story seems to be a tad different. Supposedly, the aged Ghostbusters might be training new recruits for the third outing. With Apatow on board, it could be assumed that anyone from Paul Rudd to Seth Rogen to Will Ferrell could be taking on the business of learning the trade. Who knows, but it sure is exciting for a guy who still has the Ghostbusters Firehouse in firm lock-up.

Wonder what some of your thoughts might be? I know I'm fucking excited they are going to have the original team return (yes, Ernie Hudson). Fuck Sigourney Weaver though. Actually, no, I'd like her to come back too. She's only essential for nostalgic sake.

"No Dana. There is only Zuel!"
"Viggo, the master of evil, trying to battle my boys; that's not legal!"

Look out for The Donald, SNL ladies, Superman, and....Downtown Julie Brown?

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Zak and Miri Make a Porno Trailer


Kevin Smith is either hit or miss with me, and that probably is well shared sentiment. Dogma is the greatest offering of his even though it's a tad in love with it's verbosity. Clerks II just was too cheesy. Sorry everybody.

But here comes Zak and Miri Make a Porno! Kevin Smith's new movie was filmed in my favorite smokestack, Pittsburgh, and it looks like it'll score big. Seems that with Seth Rogen showing up Kevin Smith might've decided to relax his reigns on traditional scene blocking. Hopefully, it skirts the wave Apatow-esque comedy and falls in to it's own niche.

I don't know why the red band trailer is at AskMen.com but it is. Check it out, Star Whores!

Time to feel sad.......aaaaaahhhh......

Absolutely magnificent bender of a song here. Ignore the crazy bitch hoppin' around like she thinks she's entertaining. Thanks to SPIN for the heads up on hot MP3's section.


Close your eyes and enjoy the song. Forget Magnolia too.

Time to feel good.....aaaaahhhhhh......

Hey, everybody!

I found an awesome new haircut and wardrobe for you guys that'll definitely get you noticed by the execs around the office.....


And here is a guy who really knows how to have good time in front of a blue screen...


If it wasn't for Jared Leto the sacred art of guy-liner would be lost amongst the embers of another imploded decade.

Hey, Courtney Cox!