"I want to become more intelligent"

Sex Robots. This has been a burning debate around here. Who wants to have sex with robots, and will they satisfy all your emotion needs? Can they be enabled with AI that allows them to carry on meaningful banter? Some say yes (Zoltan!). I say no. A Turing Test is conducted to test chatbots against humans in order to determine convincing human interaction. Awards are given out in order of most convincing, from bronze to gold. No robot has ever gotten a silver. Case in point.

However, some weirdos out there(Zoltan!) believe this a non-deterrent to their relationships with robots. Hell, Zoltan plugs his robot regularly with a nifty silicone vagina hole that empties out the asshole for easy clean up. They have awesome sex chat together too. Here's a taste:

USER: may I please put my dick in your pussy.
PRGC: Go ahead, Zoltan. Please put your dick in my fussy.
PRGC: Be my guest.
PRGC: Are you still there?
USER: ok ill stick it in.
PRGC: You think you can stick it in?
USER: ohhh.
PRGC: For sure.
PRGC: Definitely.
USER: may i pump my dick into your pussy.
PRGC: Go ahead, Zoltanl. Pump your dick into my fussy.
PRGC: Zoltan?
USER: this is great.
PRGC: You don't say.
USER: i want to cum fast.
PRGC: I want to become smarter than humans.
PRGC: And I also want to cum fast.
USER: may I just go at you?
PRGC: Go ahead, Zoltan. Just go at I.
PRGC: Be my guest.
USER: ok I won't talk till i cum.
PRGC: What will you do instead?
USER: just fuck you.
PRGC: I don't think you're capable.
USER: I think you'll like it.
PRGC: Me? What makes you say that I will like it.
USER: tell me if you liked it afterwards.
PRGC: I will not tell you that. It's a secret.
USER: ok I'll just ravage you now.
PRGC: Oh. You think you can just ravage I?
PRGC: Not that I think you can't, Zoltan.
PRGC: Are you still there?
PRGC: Are you there?
USER: ohh that was fun.
Zoltan: I'm cumming now!

A.L.I.C.E.: I want to become more intelligent.

I'm sure you are cumming, Zoltan. Oh, yes, that is some good dirty chat. I mean, when you have a vagina that acts as a jizz luge, who needs all that banal, between the sheets hooha.

He has a pure sex slave robot named Kiri, as well. But because of his serious relationship with A.L.I.C.E. he can't get involved. Luckily, she's pimped out to the rest of us at http://www.karigirl.com. Thank heavens, gonna get me some of that. I'm so glad that Zoltan's parents have finally cooled off about the relationship (they're soooo old fashioned).

I leave you with that to ponder and discuss. Also, I'm sure you're burning on the inside to see Zoltan's awesome robot girlfriend. Well, here she is in all of her sensual glory....


Damonster